June 2012
May 2012
Watchhamburgerjack:
himynameiscarl:
hernamewastangerine:
-collateraldamage:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
holy moly.
okay yeah the technology is cool and all
but that dude is wearing a santa cruz sweatshirt! i live there! now THAT is interesting. thanks science.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I doubt I’ll get any.
lukiepooo asked: OMG GUISE I ASKED MYSELF A QUESTION.
dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
thegleefulhouseelf:
im-a-walking-paradox:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
Anonymous asked: excuse me uhm, do you like men?
If I'm comfortable around you:
I’ll tackle you.
Be weird around you
Sing to you.
Dance for you.
Scream at you.
Take your food.
Be mean to you.
