hamburgerjack: himynameiscarl: hernamewastangerine: -collateraldamage: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. holy moly. okay yeah the technology is cool and all but that dude is wearing a santa cruz sweatshirt! i live there! now THAT is interesting. thanks science.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I doubt I’ll get any.
lukiepooo asked: OMG GUISE I ASKED MYSELF A QUESTION.
dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
thegleefulhouseelf: im-a-walking-paradox: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care
Anonymous asked: excuse me uhm, do you like men?
If I'm comfortable around you:
I’ll tackle you. Be weird around you Sing to you. Dance for you. Scream at you. Take your food. Be mean to you.