oh how I hate fighting and arguing over stupid things.
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
omnivert: mydemisee: [AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU] [CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]
briana-skye asked: imy babe like all the time idk ok bye
ohh-galita asked: I hope you're okaaaaay. Keep your head upp (=
Man I haven't cried this much in awhile.
The Absolute Worst.
My mom absolutely hates my girlfriend. It’s official. She doesn’t even let us look at each other without giving either one of us a dirty look. Our families are close friends and she’s over a lot, but when they’re downstairs having fun, laughing, my mom would lock in me in my room. Ugh. I just, I miss being able to just be with her without torment from my parents. I hate...
digatisdi: “Everybody stand up and move around the room for this activity. You need to speak with at least five of your classmates.”
bakedzitis: I’ve fallen and i cant start my homework
briana-skye asked: will you be my valentine ? c:
briana-skye asked: hi you're super cute. k bye. c:
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
luuhvebrooke: themoveslikeonceler: ichidou: msgryz: superwholockedginger: snail-monger: I went to public school. i lost it after attempt 510. Literally me whenever I play any game. I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ. jesus christ how is this almost up to...
windowsvriska: windowsvriska: when i was 7 i thought you could get pregnant by sleeping with someone but like literally sleeping next to them in the same bed or whatever so one time i went to a friends house and i cried because we had to sleep in the same bed and i didnt want to get her pregnant her mom asked me why i was crying and i said “im too young to have a baby”
Alex: Give it up for-
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
Anonymous asked: Can you share you and Briana's story? I would love to hear it.
girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
My mom says I can stay friends with her but I can’t talk to her or see her. MAKES COMPLETE SENSE.
casticorn: I JUST MESSAGED THE WRONG PERSON ON FACEBOOK WITH THIS GIF AND THE CAPTION “LAUGHS”. I’M GOING TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF NOW OMFG
caliboner: calalilies: my laptop screen is brighter than my future mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true